So tonight I decided to search for job vacancies online in my area

let’s face it. I live in an area where no one wants jobs and no one offers them. 

fuck. 

- Cloe

“GET IN THE BACK OF MY CAR SO I CAN WATCH YOU PUT THOSE CUFFS ON. NICE AND EASY, MUNIE.”

i am catness evrdein teh qurl whu was on fyah

“YOU’RE SLICKER THAN THE GUY WITH THAT THING ON HIS EYE UUGGHH”

“I AM THE REAL NICKI MINAJ”

This is my “It’s almost 1am, I just spent the last 3-4 hours mixing songs, I need to get up early and I need to pee” face

I CAN’T BE BOTHERED GETTING UP WHERE’S IJ WITH MY PRYING BOARD AND PATRICK LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO DO NAUGHTY THINGS TO ME HALP 

I just woke up from the best and much needed sleep ever and now I realise all my assessments are over and I don’t need to do anything else and I’m free this has been your daily morning epiphany brought to you by cloe. 

really freaking hoping that no one from school follows this blog rn